The Best Mrs. Doubtfire Quotes
Hellooooo, Dearest!
The legendary vacuum-dancing master of disguise has had us diving broom-first into fits of laughter since Robin Williams portrayed her on screen, and THEN when she went on to tour the world across the US - don't forget to book your tickets whilst you can, dearies!
1. "Hellooooo!"
An entrance so iconic, even your grandma would jump from her armchair. Euphegenia Doubtfire greets Mrs. Sellner with a whipped cream facial and a sugary "Helloooo!" that has become the trademark of this family favourite story, and a hilarious pop culture quote. Of course, you can hear it yourself when you see the show!
2. "It was a run-by fruiting!"
Oh, the sass! The scandal and one of her most hilarious and unhinged moments. When Mrs. Doubtfire lobs a lime at Stu (aka "Glossy-Chinned Pierce Brosnan") and blames it on rogue produce, it makes you wonder - who among us hasn't wanted to throw a pear at an ex's new flame?
3. "He broke my bag, the bastard!"
Euphegenia doesn't shy away from a well-timed swear word when her bag takes a hit. We love a nanny with strong vocabulary and velocity.
4. "My name is Mrs. Doubtfire, dear. I'm a hip old granny who can hip-hop, bebop, dance til ya drop, and yo-yo, make a wicked cup of cocoa."
Bars, as the kids would say. A nanny, a rapper, and a beverage connoisseur? You better believe it.
5. "Carpe dentum... seize the teeth."
Let's face it, if you haven't metaphorically seized the teeth today, are you living to your full potential?
Bonus Quote
"You're not a woman... You're a guy!" "Well, they say some men are hairy, dear."
Cue the dramatic music, the confused children, and the tearful climax. Even through the chaos of identity reveals and heartstring-pulling confessions, Mrs. Doubtfire still kept a witty tongue!
